A Decision That Has Changed My Life

I'm a LEO...for 26 years I have prided myself on being a Leo (get it, pride, leo, lion). I once told my dad my need for attention and admiration was because of the star I was born under, and I couldn't help it, there was no use fighting what the stars had aligned. But now, with this "Ophiuchus" nonsense, I have been shuffled to a Cancer....what?! Holy Nostradamus, I feel like my whole life has been a lie. If we can't rely on astrology, WHAT CAN WE RELY ON?

Off to go rethink my past 26 years...