I Know a Celebrity
I used to go to the gym with that wacko "mineral specialist" from OKC on the Bachelor. I think she got laid off, even though mineral specialist sounds like the exact full-time position CHK would waste money on. Juan-Pablo - from what I've seen in the locker room, you're not missing anything worth the crazy she'll put you through. So I guess you could say I'm a Bachelor fan, due to my celebrity connection, even though she was kicked off the first night for acting insane.