Lessons from MRDuren

Me: yeha, neither of us have ever used one either
so we weren't clear on that part
MRD: which is good, b/c they're totally bad for britneys
Me: they are?
MRD: not supposed to use them
Me: why is there a such thing?
MRD: they like mess up your natural chemicals/bacteria etc
Me: oh, gross
MRD: the britney is self cleansing. {There is such a thing}...b/c advertising has taught us that we smell/are dirty/need to use them
I'm a bit of a hippy in regard to britney care
hippie?
idk

Thank you for enlightening me.