Understatement of My Life

Little Debbie is my BFF. Red Velvet is ALSO my BFF. Yesterday, on the snack aisle at Wal-Mart my life changed when I found the two combined. I ignored the word 'Petite' printed non-petitely on the front. Should've paid attention, because if I had, I would've known to buy 2 boxes. Please note that objects do NOT appear smaller than they actually are. I guess I should've known when LITTLE Debbie calls something PETITE, it's going to be MIDGET proportions: