These are a Few of my Favorite Shows

"I knew you weren't dead too, but I wanted attention"

-Trophy Wife

"I was sitting across from her, it looked like cotton candy!  Deloris honey, lower the skirt or trim the witch broom"

*white cat in her lap, "Look, I'm Deloris!"

-Moms

"I also wish there wasn't a mouse living in rice Sheldon"

-Big Bang Theory