Either Way We're Winners

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE BIEB'S PATERNITY TEST!! I've never wanted anything more than I want it to be both! That's the only way this entire situation would be better!


Why I hope he is the dad:

• He will be on Teen Mom



• Usher will be the Godfather



• Just in general, what an ass he will look like for denying it the entire time and saying he's never even seen her



• He'll have to trade in that custom Cadi CTS for something with a backseat and room for a carseat!



• AND MOSTLY....because he'll be connected to this for the rest of his life!

Why I hope he is not the dad:

• SHE'll be on Teen Mom



• What an ass she'll look like for going on any and every show she can to accuse him



• All the other dirt (true and false) that will come out about her past



• The coverage of her trailer; Ford Taurus; and bi-weekly, minimum wage Walmart check getting taken by JB in the law suit

Ahhh! I love a good scandal. No matter which one of them ends up on Teen Mom - Ryan will still be the hottest one on the show, hands down!